Did you ever ask yourself: "how would the world look like
without beer"? Or can you imagine if one day you wake up and there will be
no beer left on the face of the earth?
You wake up in the morning, sorrow, with a handover from last night heavy drinking, and decide that hair of the dog is the best thing, you want to reach and grab a beer, oh wait there is no more beer left in the world! Crap, now what do I do?
You wait all day to get out with your fellow brothers, in a bar, and when you get there they run out of beer too, ur a guy, wearing a black manly T-shirt, can't drink milkshakes, don't want water, still sorrow, you order a coffee. The 15 min past you smoke 3 cigarettes, what do you drink now?
You decide to go into a club, you get there, sober, still no beer, this club is no fun anymore, I better go home instead.
You go home wanting to get some sleep, ur to sober and annoyed, can't sleep, start counting unicorns, OMG I need a beer!!!
I drink beer, therefore, I exist
You wake up in the morning, sorrow, with a handover from last night heavy drinking, and decide that hair of the dog is the best thing, you want to reach and grab a beer, oh wait there is no more beer left in the world! Crap, now what do I do?
You wait all day to get out with your fellow brothers, in a bar, and when you get there they run out of beer too, ur a guy, wearing a black manly T-shirt, can't drink milkshakes, don't want water, still sorrow, you order a coffee. The 15 min past you smoke 3 cigarettes, what do you drink now?
You decide to go into a club, you get there, sober, still no beer, this club is no fun anymore, I better go home instead.
You go home wanting to get some sleep, ur to sober and annoyed, can't sleep, start counting unicorns, OMG I need a beer!!!
I drink beer, therefore, I exist
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